Cruising down the Mekong river in southern Vietnam should be an absolute dream. The river is beautiful, the people on the water are friendly and the weather could not be any more beautiful. Unfortunately, the group we hired to take us down the river haven't quite figured out the art of ... well, doing anything that they say they're going to do. A full river tour of the Mekong turned into a half-bus, half-boat tour of skills shops. Yeah, yeah, yeah, candy. I get it. You make it here. Yeah, it's great, but I already bought some in the first three shops we stoped at. I guess I could have it worse, right?